Ts & Cs

The Society’s rules to which you agree to abide by your use of the site are as follows:
- CookiesOnce our clerk works out how, Cookies are probably used for personalised ads, and to analyse traffic. If you share something, we definitely record the time and date, website it was shared to, and the country you are located in – but that will be it.
- CopyrightWe own copyright and all other intellectual property rights in each story created. You do not have permission to use the Aristorators monogram, images or name unless we give written permission.You can share the stories as much as you want, but are not permitted to alter any parts (text or image) of the story.
- ComplaintsWe will remove stories in strict accordance with the complaints procedure here. We don’t have any control on images once they’re shared beyond the site.
- ComedyThis site is a satirical site, allowing users to generate and share quotes in a satirical manner. Words used to do that are created by users themselves. We are not promoting or endorsing anything said in the stories. We accept no responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of stories. They are almost certainly inaccurate.Obviously we are not making any warranty whatsoever in respect of anything to do with use of the site, and we do not accept any liability in relation to the site’s use or dissemination of its content.
- CorrespondenceIf you sign up to our mailing list, we will keep your email address and send periodical updates about the work of the Society. If you wish to unsubscribe you can do so. We will not sell your email address to any third parties.If you correspond with us in any form, you agree that we have no obligation to keep that correspondence confidential.
- Court appearancesWe are not responsible for any injury, loss, claim, damage, or any indirect, incidental or consequential damages of any kind (including but not limited to lost profits, lost savings or revenue, loss of reputation or loss or corruption of data or information) which arises out of or is in any way connected with any use of or failure to use Aristorators.com. If we place links to other sites and you follow them, we won’t be responsible or liable for the content, advertising or products or services available from such sites or, for any dealings that you may have, or the consequences of such dealings, with the operators of those sites.