On underwear headwear

Public Poll: Which item of underwear would look most stylish on our heads?

it is said that an enterprising individual can get four days' worth of wear from their underpants. Yet if worn on the head, would that increase its longevity or decrease it? It would depend on the underwear.

Rank Meaning: 1 = underwear that would look most stylish on the head; 5 = underwear that would look least stylish on the head.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Thong
  • Sock
  • Vest
  • Jockstrap
  • Petticoat